Beer Language

Everyone from frat boys to housewives knows that alcohol can help make others look more attractive. Beer goggles and bar humour aside, there is more to beer than alcoholic content. Sometimes, the right beer can make someone look “cooler”, sexier, or more attractive, while another can make the same person look downright trashy.

We all know about "body language" but what about "beer language"? Beer can say a lot about a person, and we asked what it was saying to you.

And here's what you told us:

The SEXIEST Beer is...

Stella Artois 21.1% Guinness 13.9%
Corona 12.7%
Heineken 10.8%
Alexander Keith's 9.3%
Sleeman's Ale 6.3%
Steamwhistle 4%
Molson Canadian 3.4%
Labatt 50 3.2%
Kokanee 2.9%
Budweiser 2.7%
Moosehead 2.7%
Coors Light 2.3%
Miller Genuine Draft 2.3%
Labatt Blue 1%
Bud Light 0.8%
Molson Dry 0.6%
Laker 0.2%
Lakeport 0%

The Most PATHETIC Beer is...

Bud Light 14.4% Labatt 50 12.4%
Coors Light 11.6%
Budweiser 11.6%
Labatt Blue 10.1%
Molson Canadian 8%
Lakeport 6.5%
Molson Dry 3.6%
Laker 3.6%
Kokanee 3.4%
Miller Genuine Draft 2.9%
Corona 2.7%
Moosehead 2.5%
Alexander Keith's 1.3%
Stella Artois 1.3%
Steamwhistle 1.3%
Guinness 1.1%
Sleeman's Ale 1.1%
Heineken 0.6%

The HARDKNOCK Beer is...

Labatt 50 16.9% Lakeport 13.5%
Laker 12.4%
Labatt Blue 11.4%
Budweiser 10.1%
Molson Canadian 9.5%
Molson Dry 6.3%
Coors Light 4.8%
Miller Genuine Draft 3.6%
Kokanee 3%
Bud Light 2.7%
Moosehead 2.3%
Sleeman's Ale 1.1%
Alexander Keith's 0.8%
Corona 0.4%
Stella Artois 0.4%
Heineken 0.4%
Guinness 0.4%
Steamwhistle 0.2%

The CLASSY Beer is...

Stella Artois 48.1% Heineken 24.5%
Corona 5.3%
Guinness 5.3%
Sleeman's Ale 4.4%
Alexander Keith's 2.9%
Steamwhistle 2.3%
Budweiser 1.1%
Molson Canadian 1%
Coors Light 1%
Miller Genuine Draft 1%
Moosehead 1%
Kokanee 0.8%
Labatt 50 0.4%
Bud Light 0.4%
Molson Dry 0.2%
Labatt Blue 0.2%
Lakeport 0.2%
Laker 0.2%

The Beer YOU Drink Most Often is...

Stella Artois 12.9% Corona 12.7%
Alexander Keith's 11.4%
Sleeman's Ale 9.1%
Guinness 7.6%
Heineken 6.8%
Coors Light 6.3%
Molson Canadian 5.7%
Kokanee 5.1%
Budweiser 4.6%
Moosehead 3.6%
Miller Genuine Draft 3.2%
Steamwhistle 2.9%
Labatt Blue 2.5%
Bud Light 1.9%
Molson Dry 1.7%
Labatt 50 1.1%
Lakeport 0.4%
Laker 0.4%

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